Really I could just begin and end this post with a photograph of a total wanker in shortshorts, but what I would really like to know, is why. Why? Today, I was at Indooroopilly. Not the best place to be, I know. It does smell of slurry, and every second person is pre-teen rape-bait. But I was hungry. In my experience, in the history of my life, never have I heard of any such notion that the exposure of excess cellulite in, or even near public domain is even marginally acceptable. The mere sight of such indecency is enough to expel the contents of my stomach in a projectile manner. Why did I have to provide this image you ask? Well, we all think about it don't we. We all see fat sluts in denim underwear, and we think... Do you actually own a mirror? Is your mirror somewhat skewed in such a way to make you appear thinner than you are. Now don't get me wrong, more cushion for the pushin', but why expose the cellulite. Why? If you have an answer to this question please tell me. Moreover, if you know the designer of said denim underwear, the solution is plain and simple, I don't know why it's not been done yet, and I'm really confused as to why no one has publicly expressed this before: Just fuck them up.
A disgusted, Naushin.
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