I cleaned my room. While cleaning my room, I was on MSN obviously. Talking on MSN, a dear friend of mine told me about how his room almost mirrored the state of my room, in that he was cleaning out his cupboard, and among his old clothes he found what is known as a Rash Shirt. For those of you who are not aware, Rash shirts are possibly the ugliest items of clothing in the history of the Universe. "They even sound sexy right? Kind of like a wearable herpes." Check it out:
http://www.buy-rash-guards.com/rashguards-blog/category/rashguards/rashguard-women/
OK ladies – this is your lucky week: Now thru this Friday we’re putting ALL of our women’s rash guards on sale!!
Never has the word lucky been misused so greatly, never has an item of clothing looked so disgusting on a human being. Just because they're sunsmart, does not mean you should wear them. This is a classic situation of dressing for appearances or dressing for comfort. I fucking hate rash shirts. In fact every time I see a person in a rash shirt I immediately judge. IMMEDIATELY. My brain screams GOOBER and my intestines churn and my arms want to pick up a rocket launcher and blow that bitch to pieces. Next time you see a complete convict in a rash shirt, just punch them in the face and throw their sunsmartness in a shredder.
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