A Clockwork Post

Hello readers. Firstly I must apologise to our thousands of followers for my lack of posts. I would give a reason but I just keep getting distracted by the commercials in between an old episode of How I Met Your Mother. First it was Sex and the City, then an ad for cold sore creams. Right now I'm watching Arena +2 and this channel could possibly have the worst ad breaks of all the channels on Foxtel. They are like ten minutes long. You could go downstairs, make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, eat it, make some tea and let it brew for 4 minutes, drink the tea and cut your finger nails and still find that the ad break has not yet finished.



I guess people who blog don't watch television and blog. Obviously. Because hipsters who blog never ever have posts about their favourite television shows. Of course they post about their favourite movies and books. Or how much they supposedly love Andy Warhol. And his philosophy and film. I actually do really love Andy Warhol. My year 10 art teacher (Mr Quaid - g-est teacher I've ever had) saw me at the exhibition in 2008 and when school started he was all 'So, this term, Nahila is going to get straight As because she was the only one I saw at the Andy Warhol exhibition.' And so the whole class was like 'wahh I went I want an A!'. And Mr Quaid said 'You can all bask in Nahila's brilliant, glorious light, because she is now my favourite student.' And then, when he went to hand out the assignment for the term, he got to me and got down on one knee and presented the assignment to me. Oh man I loved that art class. Seriously, he's even said to us 'the class I have now is just so dumb. You guys were the best.' True story.



I've realised that film and television is a recurring theme in my posts. I should post about more things. Maybe it should be like an american teenager's note pad, with doodles of 'Mrs Aaron Samuels' all through the notes.



Or like a cliched 1980s teen movie! 'I like this guy but he doesn't know I exist! And my science teacher totally does not get me.' But I can't do that anymore because I don't go to school! Whatever will I blog about? Macca's feeds?!


Well, wasn't this a great post!


Nahila