Schindler's Angle

Yesterday my friends and I went to the university just to go on some tours and to get our ID cards done. I, being the organised person I am, got mine done the day before. No need to know why. Whilst waiting for my friends awkwardly in the chairs set up by the door, a guy came and sat down next to me. In an effort to seem cooler than I already am, I got out my phone to try and connect to the university wifi. But then I felt so rude because only mean people do that! So I began talking to him and found out he was from Canada! I was like oh my this is so fly like a g6. In my head of course, you don't say that sort of stuff out loud.

After trying to get my male friends to hit on high school girls, we started discussing what our angles would be to maximise our intake of poon tang. Pat decided he would sign up for a course in amateur photography, so that he could ask Arts girls to 'model' for him. I of course would serve as his winglady, and at this, he did shed a tear. This was his angle because we figured that Arts girls would be easier and none of them would be smarter than him. We decided that Scott would be the hipster in distress (should I roll up my pants once or twice?!) or he would be the silent broody type and get all the poon tang available in chemical engineering. For Sean, we decided to start a rumour about a guy with a ginormous penis around the Arts faculty with the last name Long. Then, when he enters the Red Room and introduces himself as Sean Long and tries to pick up girls by saying things about comupters, all the ladies who are slightly intellectually challenged will think he is a genius with a giant penis.

And what would be my angle you ask? Well, my angle is that I am a caramel goddess. And I'll get all the male poon tang in the Hawken engineering building. In addition to the engineering poon tang, I'd also manage to get some economics poon tang.

Oh and before I go, I must apologise to our vast following for not updating more regularly. Soz mates.

Nahila

P.S. I haven't said anything about hipsters yet! So, I saw alteast a billion hipsters yesterday. Delicious.